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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Elvis The Crocodile Steals Lawnmower


SYDNEY — A giant saltwater crocodile named Elvis with an apparent affinity for household machinery charged at an Australian reptile park worker Wednesday before stealing his lawn mower.
Tim Faulkner, operations manager at the Australian Reptile Park, north of Sydney, was one of three workers tending to the lawn in Elvis' enclosure when he heard reptile keeper Billy Collett yelp. Faulkner looked up to see the 16-foot (5-meter), 1,100-pound (500-kilogram) crocodile lunging out of its lagoon at Collett, who warded the creature off with his mower.
"Before we knew it, the croc had the mower above his head," Faulkner said. "He got his jaws around the top of the mower and picked it up and took it underwater with him."
The workers quickly left the enclosure. Elvis, meanwhile, showed no signs of relinquishing his new toy and guarded it closely all morning.
Eventually, Faulkner realized he had no other choice but to go back for the mower.
Collett lured Elvis to the opposite end of the lagoon with a heaping helping of kangaroo meat while Faulkner plunged, fully clothed, into the water. Before grabbing the mower, however, he had to search the bottom of the lagoon for two 3-inch (7-centimeter) teeth Elvis lost during the encounter. He quickly found them and escaped from the pool, unharmed and with mower in tow.
Though many may question the wisdom of going after a couple of teeth with a massive crocodile lurking just feet away, Faulkner said finding them was critical. "They clog up the filter systems," he said.
And, he said, "They're a nice souvenir."
Elvis has a history of crankiness and has lunged at staff before, though this is the first time he has stolen something from one of the workers. The croc was initially captured in the northern Australian city of Darwin, where he had been attacking fishing boats. He was then moved to a crocodile farm, where he proceeded to kill his two crocodile girlfriends.
In 2008, he was moved to the reptile park, where he has enjoyed solitary confinement in his own enclosure.
"When they are the dominant croc, they're just full of testosterone," Faulkner said. "He's got his beautiful own yard, he wants to be a solitary creature. He's happy."
Despite having to give up the lawn mower, Elvis was clearly pleased with himself, Faulkner said.
"He's beaten us today ... he's kingpin," Faulkner said. "He's going to be walking around with his chest puffed out all day."
As for the staff at the reptile park?
"I can't lie, the bosses are not going to be happy about the cost of a new lawn mower," Faulkner said with a laugh. "(But) we love it. No one's injured ... and when you get scared and it all turns out to be good, it's actually quite enjoyable."

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Woman gives birth under the Christmas tree???hmm


Woman Gives Birth On Christmas, Under Christmas Tree

Woman Gives Birth Under Christmas Tree
The Huffington Post    First Posted: 12/27/11 08:54 AM ET Updated: 12/27/11 02:40 PM ET


Around the same time Santa was preparing for take off, an unnamed Australian woman received the most precious gift of all. She was wrapping presents late on Christmas Eve when she went into labor and gave birth to a girl right under her tree at 12:06 am.
The Tasmanian Ambulance Service arrived when she was in the first stages of labor and at that point, they had to deliver right then and there. Member Bruce Connor said the birth went well and it was a great way to commence festivities: one of the intensive paramedics was wearing a pair of antlers.
The baby shares a birthday with some notable names: Sir Isaac Newton (1642), Clara Barton (1821), Robert Ripley of "Believe It Or Not" (1893), Jimmy Buffett (1946) and Annie Lennox (1954).
As for a name for the baby, we have just a few suggestions.
Besides among wrapping paper, here are ten of the craziest birthplaces we've heard of... yet. Click through and let us know if you had a shocking birth experience in the comments.